Joke: At the beach

Maths Beach

A child runs out of the water and says to his mother…
-Mom, we have to go. The beach isn’t safe.
-Have you seen a jellyfish?
-Worse! I just saw my math teacher in the water!


There are many things that can scare us at the beach: sharks, jellyfish, etc. But, there is something that is absolutely horrifying: finding one of your teachers vacationing in the same place as you!

You've just spent the whole school year wishing for summer to come and when you finally reach the tranquility of the beach…one of your teachers appears! For many young people this is one of the worst things that can happen. Of course, they won't assign any homework while you are enjoying splashing in the water, but you never know!

Probably better to be safe than sorry.


Un niño sale del agua corriendo y le dice a su madre…
-Mamá, tenemos que irnos; la playa ya no es segura.
- ¿Has visto alguna medusa?
- Peor, mamá… ¡he visto bañándose al profe de matemáticas!


Hay muchas cosas que nos pueden dar miedo en una playa: un tiburón, una medusa… pero hay algo que es terrorífico, ¡y es encontrarte con un profesor en tu lugar de vacaciones! Llevas todo el curso queriendo que lleguen las vacaciones y, cuando finalmente estás tranquilo en la playa… ¡aparece uno de los profesores! Eso para muchos es terrible. Claro que no va a ponerte deberes cuando te vea nadando pero… ¿quién sabe? Mejor ser precavido.

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